Cap’n Crunch’s full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch


He’s also been called out for only having the bars of a Navy commander, but the so-called cap’n held his floor on Twitter, arguing that captaining the S.S. Guppy along with his group “makes an legitimate Cap’n in any e book!” While the cap’n is a fictional man or woman, these are the actual people behind a few well-known food brands.